...one of whom informed us he’d received an email requesting that he express his support for the sultry Brazilian.

Star chefs were meant to cry?! I just snorted all over my keyboard.

I wish I had time to work out three times per day. I wouldn't...but it would be nice to have that kind of time.

Well, maybe they took their nametag "Exotic Animal Dealer" off and therefore could not be identified.

It's just that by the time they get to the end of the thread, they've forgotten what they just read. Perhaps some kind of mysterious memory affliction?

I'm really loving how nobody is bothering to read the replies to you before answering.

The song I sing at my house goes like this...

WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THAT BABY HEAD THING AHHHHHHHHHHH

They judge people as their family time? Ok then.

My son is an asshole but I'm still planning on getting his name tattooed on my upper arm. ;-)

It is a design element off of the back of the first stove in our first little duplex after we got married. Its a cool 50's pinwheel type design. I have the original, my husband has the inverted. We are foodies to the core and while we lived in that house we entertained regularly, had a little wine club, wrote a…

Okay, I object. Herpes is way worse than having a kid

FUCK YOU. These companies make record profits and huge amounts for their shareholders (look at Chipotle's share price sometime if you want a nice shock) and can't afford to pay their front line workers a living wage?

Yeah, fuck them. I can't enjoy my own success if it means OTHER PEOPLE can live comfortably and securely. It just ruins it for ME.

You mean "HANDS" OFF "HIM"

NOT WITH THE ALL-CAPS YELLING! That's "very" aggressive and NOT feminine. NO RETURN EMAIL FOR YOU"!"

Today I am grateful and humbled by my 1 year, 148 days, 22 hours and 45 minutes of sobriety. RIP Lisa. Fuck Alcoholism....

You guys.

since when does wearing a grille and saying "yo" require some giant real life epiphany? it's not like she's rapping about how many years she spent being oppressed in the slums of detroit (which would be a blatant lie), she's doing things that are pretty much fashion statements no matter who does them.

Oh god, jazz. I am well aware that jazz is a wonderful art form, and one of the few original American contributions to the world, and that it's simply that I have very unsophisticated tastes...but I would rather chew my own leg off than sit through (another) three-hour set played by an amateur group in a badly-lit…