I've got one on myself...the first time I invited my ex-boyfriend over for a home cooked meal, I panicked and bought a rotisserie chicken and put it in a pot in the over and pretended that I made it. He raved about it, for like months after that. I finally confessed about a year later. I don't know why I didn't just…

I had one tell me he was born in Ireland, but raised in the U.S., so he didn't have an accent. About a year later, I was helping him fill out paperwork to join the military and I saw his birth certificate. He was born in Oklahoma. That was only one of several lies (he also completely hid the fact that he got a girl…

Yes, I agree with you about the fact that the color is most likely designed off of white folks' general skin color. Most likely they were trying to split the difference between 001 Porcelain and 005 Dark Beige. I'm slightly darker than 000 Fish Belly, but "nude" can be a frustrating reminder of years of being called…

Well, it doesn't describe all white people's flesh, because I'm whiter than nude. Just like "nude" bandaids. Remember when those clear shoes were popular in the 90's? We could just back to that. I'm kidding. They were hideous.

I had one that posted that ladies should stop "rockin' the George Washington (that ugly low ponytail)" because it's "not hot."

I really was not expecting that answer. I think they must try to find attractive sales people to go do door to door sales or something. It sounds more like a harem. Ew.

You must have better willpower than me. It's hard for me to turn down free booze.

I distinctly remember seeing both black and really bright purple in A&F; however, the last time I went there was in the early 2000s. Or maybe I'm just confusing it with Hollister. That's possible.

One time, I got a margarita at lunch. It was a terrible idea, I was so tired for the whole afternoon. I can't imagine having corporate drinking parties and then being expected to hop back to work. I guess you could always just go pass out at the "distribution center" though.

I don't know anything about the ad world; why is being hot something that's common? Is it basically selling things in person?

Samantha. She's so endearing with her meddling hi-jinx and futile attempts to resist her magic capabilities. She got me through a bout of mono, so she'll always have a special place in my heart.

That is bizarre. I think I just need to teach mine the names of a few more plants so he can diversify his interests a little.

Is God's name a new drug I'm not aware of? I agree, if kids are injecting drugs in their veins, that is a lot worse.

I don't know...I had to make up a rule that my husband cannot use the words "crepe myrtle" in my presence because he says it in a strange way and he's obsessed with them ever since we bought a house...there was nothing left to do but put a ban in place.

Oh, man, I just realized I might be the annoying person in my office because that sounds really funny and I want to do it. Gah!

I agree. Especially considering that many medications are prescribed for off-label uses.

Which mental cases exactly?

The one year old girl in the car was fine, fortunately.

In my imagination, he practiced his "surprise, shock, omg, me?" face like a pageant contestant for weeks before the announcement.

Miley mentoring Bieber explains a lot.