I know. Can we just agree that non-consensual circumcision is wrong? Both in girls and boys. It's awful.

R.B.G. can do whatever the fuck she wants.

The made under dolls are ok, but they're never gonna qualify for the regional Pro-Ams.

I'd ask a dude in a kilt to keep it on, too. Saucy!

I'm sobbing, that's beautiful.

A Juggalo. I would elaborate but I don't really think that's necessary.

"And here is our garden."

Your headline for this post was genuinely fucking horrible.

I would like to ban 'on fleek' by June 1. We'll be sick of it by then.

Fruitcake is one of those mind boggling things that I enjoy now as an Old.

I swear, the first time you hear your grandmother swear is absolutely scarring. I was in the car on the highway with my grandmother once when some jackass cut across three lanes to beat her to an exit and she said "well fuck you and your mother" and I spent the entire rest of the trip looking around the car as if a…

Story time!

I like your style.

Why is this news? I thought every baby's life start in flight.

I hate people who bring their babies with them on planes.

Daaaamn, I missed the age range for this. Also, does this guy not include prescription drugs? Cause I imagine I'd need a shit ton to deal with the fact he can't spell cocoa.

#notallsailors

And who kneads a yeast infection? Not me.

That's an innovative way to get a yeast infection.

I think it's strange that the writer clearly did a lot of research on the article, yet at the same time assumes that so many people hate tipping culture that it's hard to find someone who doesn't despise it. How about everyone that works in a restaurant?