"I watch CNN but I'm not sure I can tell
You the difference in Iraq and Iran
But I know Jesus and I talk to God"

Real song lyrics. It was the CMA's song of the year in 2001. Ignorance as patriotism, plain as simple.

I guess Jezebel went to those dudes' houses and held a gun to their heads until they posted racist BS on the internet?

Well, she has this tiny white robe and pointy hat, but she says she's just holding them for a friend.

Yes it is! mine is a retired breeder. She needed a forever home.

yes, i do! Her name is Raspberry.

Women like @madisonmcmickin who is the girlfriend of the guy that made the sandn——r comment are just as bad. Imagine that these two could procreate. What an awful thought!

Uh, I'm not. It's Miss America. It exists for the objectification of women.

She is a conservative.

Awesome! And she will magically earn the money to pay for all of it, but without it interfering with your needs at home! You won't even know she's at work!

Yes! She's a lady in the streets but a freak behind closed doors. She'll gain ten pounds but only in her butt, get a boob job, lose fifteen pounds but only in her thighs, style her hair more like your ex's, quit her job, get a different job, be nicer to your mother, get colored contacts, anything you like. She…

Haha I love it! Will she clean the house wearing high heels and only an apron?

Makes you wonder why Barbies aren't more popular with little boys, doesn't it? Barbie will wear whatever you prefer, and you can cut her hair to suit!

I think men have this need to make their opinions known on women - someone MUST know how they feel about this woman being considered beautiful. There was this article on Gawker a couple weeks ago about a body building woman and the body snarking she faces, and ALL of the comments were guys going, "she is super hot, I…

I'm surprised there's so much negativity. She's cute, and NY, FL and TX are full of people who aren't anglo.

I don't think a pageant is the right place to look for positive role models and images for girls.

Forty percent of the score was talent. Kansas lost the moment she opened her mouth.

Your username is my niece's IRL name. That is all. Oh, and your comment is quite funny, but don't insult hedgehogs. Most Americans don't even know what hedges are.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography. So blame it on the fact that we haven't gone to war with India yet.

The school system?? I'd say this kind of disgusting attitude is 99.9% from HOME. Any teacher saying this kind of stuff would get dismissed.

REAL americans take pride in not knowing any geography outside the US. It's unpatriotic to learn about things that are not american