This is actually brilliant. Thieves get on it & get to Barney's!

Spot on.

lol Yes.

Barf! :(

I agree.

I love it.

Wow! lol I don't even own a shower cap.

Hallelujah!

omfg lmao :D Thank you!

It's disturbing. Not too long ago I overheard a teen boy telling his friends about a big girl who he planned to fuck, but never date because she was "too fat" on the subway. I wouldn't be surprised if it were some frat boy, but this kid was 15 TOPS. Our culture is beyond fucked up. :(

Marry me!

Eeew. You got issues.

You MUST be a man. smh

Sad. I've seen this, too.

Preach!

I fucking love that movie.

The asshole with tenure wins, of course!

Only partially. Like all good liars he knows to throw just a bit of truth in there.

Perfect gif!