You're not alone.

lmao

How cute! I'd love a surprise like that, but my cat is a dude. :(

Thank you. I thought I was the only one that noticed. ugh

The whole point is preventing future offspring.

I really don't think he has as much money as he'd like the public to believe. He's the type to stretch himself thin to keep up appearances (as the well-off who were once better off tend to do). His entire brand is based on being powerful and influential.

I didn't know newborns had religious affiliation. Does anyone really have that on their birth certificate?

You already sound hot to me. Confidence is everything.

No, you're not alone. I don't flirt with anyone I'm not interested in sexually, so it doesn't happen often. People I know who flirt for "fun" always seem sad and desperate. They need constant reassurance of their fuckability from strangers. Very unattractive trait.

He looks at least 15 years older. What's his secret?

Immediately thought of this sketch. Watch the football!

Where did you get that from this comment? Do you lurk all day to find something you can misconstrue as offensive? It's obviously sarcasm.

I guess that he's not Christian?

Wish you chose to defend the English language.

No beard for me either. Looking forward to those half price movie tickets though!

I just saw a really creepy American Apparel ad last week with a girl who I'm betting isn't even a teen. This is nothing, she doesn't look underage to me.

Not everyone wants to carry a weapon.

That pretty much sums it up.

smh

It's hard work and stressful but I just can't consider it a job with her resources. She's not the average stay at home mother.