Awww :'(

The film "Maria, Full of Grace", was the first thing that came to mind. :(

Just googled him. Wish I didn't. :-|

Thank you.

Sweet!

WTF :D I love this.

lol Exactly.

Depends on the dick.

It takes me days to get through any burrito. Since I live off leftovers, this is really helpful for me.

I'm calling bullshit on the hip thing. Both men and women love my waist to hip ratio.

Omigod! Quick, put it in a pot!

Ugh //_~

Yes! Lelo is the bomb. Please pardon my 90's slang.

Woohoo! My fav brand.

This so much! So much of this is sexist. She doesn't need to be his brand of eye candy to do her job. I really hope she gets a massive payday out of this somehow. :(

Trolling or serious?

This was hilarious. You should smoke first, then read it again.

I got it.

Thank you!