I had a threateningly bad stalker neighbor who was a meth addict who beat his pregnant girlfriend in front of other neighbors once. He would stand by the mailboxes with a machete just staring at my house after beating on my door with no luck a few times. He stole my packages. Once it was catfood, and he returned it…

I had an upstairs neighbour who was underemployed. He was fine, but his two brothers, who seemed equally underemployed would come over frequently. They’d proceed get drunk together and start arguing. Sometimes the arguments seemed to come to blows, or at least furniture getting tossed over. If you knocked on the door…

I have a Lord of the Rings themed tramp stamp that I got when I was 18 (and this was before the movies came out, so that shows you how much of a geek I am). Honestly I still love it. I’ve never been a fan of low rise jeans so basically only my husband sees it, but it was a good location for the design I wanted. I have…

You and your roommates can’t be expected to levitate!!! You are not hovercrafts!

Not the worst, but I’ll never forget Loud Crack-head Phone Guy. I lived in a garden apartment complex during uni, two story buildings around a collection of cul-de-sacs. This guy lived in the next building over, and we never had any trouble with him - he was honestly the most considerate crack-head I’ve ever known.…

Tell that guy to fuck off and find a top floor apartment 

I want a Rock of Love reboot tbh. 

Your sister can absolutely knock down that fence and go after them for timber theft. I had no idea before owning this land just how seriously it’s taken and how deep the punishments are.

Oh a lighter note: my BiL bought a different parcel in the area and some dude put a homemade billboard on it, claiming that the old…

Something like that happened to my father - the man contracted to clear out trees on the neighbouring property managed to cut down some prime timber on my dad’s farm ‘by accident’. Dad took him to court, and got a decent payout. I hope you get justice, and your tree-killer neighbour ends up bankrupt. 

I moved into my third floor apartment in August- before I moved in (with two other female roommates), I was warned by the previous tenants that the downstairs neighbor was a bit abrasive and highly sensitive to noise. The day I moved in, I heard banging on my apartment door and opened it to meet him. My downstairs…

I own an untouched rural parcel of land and my neighbor clear cut my old growth trees from the bottom 1/3 of it. Once this quarantine is over, I get to head to the Ozarks and start fighting a man in court about tree stumps and the value of old growth.

(spoiler: if/when I can prove it, he has to pay me 3x the retail valu…

In my early 30s I lived in this old house in Massachusetts (like from the 1700s) that was partitioned into three apartments, one on each floor. I lived on the top and this older man in his 60s moved in on the bottom floor. We got along find for years, except for him insisting on calling me sweetheart.

Oprah take your fake doctors back.

The one who stalked me. And the one who stalked me. And the one who stalked me.

Hey if you want to go die on the Altar of Capitalism to brace up the stock market no one is stopping you. Lick some handrails for freedom!

My tramp stamp is my name in Arabic. It’s beautiful :)

This is a definite hot take and I approve of it. Especially for those who already have it. We're as a society fairly accepting of plastic surgery to a degree, a tattoo is nothing compared that. Be proud of it regardless, or find it funny and be proud of that. 

I’m really annoyed that tattoos on the lower back, which is a great place to put a piece of art due to how wide and flat it is, is some kind of symbol of sluttiness.

I was adorned with my tramp stamp back in 2001, during college. It’s my only tattoo, and it’s a design that I found in a National Geographic when I was a kid and held onto for years. I fucking loved it then and I fucking love it now. What in the hell do I need to feel shame about?

That’s really more of the penultimate sacrifice. For a severe, world-wide pandemic, perhaps the gods need appeased with the true ultimate sacrifice — the offering of a divine king.