Did you seriously just compare this "church" to a Native American spiritual ceremony? Really?

“Be the bigger person” almost always means “be a flatter doormat”.

No kidding. It was probably a cop who destroyed it...

That's what defund the police means. It also doesn't mean defund them 100%...

I just wanted you to know I enjoyed your comment so much. Especially the part about convincing your mom to buy books that kids at the school you were shopping for might actually like.

No. Just no.

I know, I loved that video! The little food bins were brilliant!

“I love trump because he tells it like it is!”

This is a fantastic comment. Comments like these are why I always check the gray section, because it contains rare gems like this on occasion.

You aren’t the first one to jump on this and think it’s some big huge “gotcha” moment.

Thank you for this!

He’s never been so confused in his life. He’s trying real hard to explain it away though.

I love when trolls don’t realize the Babylon Bee is satire.

It goes beyond politics here though. It’s a black man very clearly sucking up to a well-known racist who supports white supremacists and the Proud Boys. Someone who refused to rent to black people until he was forced to. Someone who said “black people are just naturally born lazy”. Someone who is PROUD to have…

Don’t forget his makeup, and that time where he took a golfcart when EVERY other world leader walked the short distance during one of the meetings of the top country’s leaders.

Cracker Barrel and.... Chick-Fil-A? 

Since you seem obtuse, I’ll explain.

I thought I was the only one that caught that! Hello, fellow grammar nazi. Wanna be friends?

That sounds like even MORE reason not to put a single Republican or massive-company CEO in place then, if morals are at all required...

I’ve bought three boxes of kiwis. As well as four or five two-pound boxes of strawberries and a watermelon or two. That lasts me about a week/ week and a half.