He has a very small vocabulary of hand-picked best words. Only the finest words.

Show of hands who wouldn’t mind seeing Leonardo DiCaprio play the Joker once WB gets its act together, boots Snyder to the curb, and actually gets more people who’ve actually written the comics aside from just Geoff Johns?

Get off your fucking phone and say hi to the great Lily Tomlin! = I’m hanging out with an icon so you’ll have to acknowledge me!

First, I am a woman. Second,

Isn’t it a bit problematic to concern ourselves with micro-aggressions against a privileged and powerful white person who orchestrated the election of a fascist which has resulted in MACRO-aggressions against POC, especially Muslim women? This bitch is a fucking Nazi (or worse- an opportunist who promotes neo-Nazism)…

Oh Jesus fucking Christ, SHE’S FUCKING TROLLING US! She’s co-opting feminist language specifically to prevent us from criticizing her actual statements. Now we’re talking about Joe Fucking Scarborough when what we should be talking about is the fact that she is struggling with the fact that Donald Trump is Donald…

“David Hamilton was known for his nude photos of young girls, many in their early teens.”

She looks like a discount Jennifer Lawrence.

Part of therapy is practicing coy come hithery poses together in front of a big mirror. “Look more virile, Kanye!” squeaks Kim. “It will make you stronger emotionally!”

Okay so isn’t that what a wife/husband should do when spouse has a breakdown like that? Stay by their side and do everything possible to help them get better?

Ya know, yes; but, no? I mean, theoretically I feel bad that he was once a little kid who had such shitty, shitty parents, but he’s seventy fucking years old. He has had ample time, money and resources to figure out his fucking problems. We The People should not have to spend our tax dollars, civil rights,…

It’s a dog show where they have women instead of dogs. What on earth is even the difference between this and west minster? These shows are humiliating. Shouldn’t be grateful for social scraps. Have women terrified of reporting their rapes or genuinely believing nothing will come of it, but hey, at least this girl got…

Yeah I’m all for breaking down barriers and destroying prejudices but... At the end of the day it’s still judging women on their looks.

I almost feel sorry for him when you put it in those terms. This is a sad fucking dude still trying to get his Daddy Fred to love him. A sad fucking horrifying asshole, but still...

I think she’s doing her best to try and provide a positive example of her faith and culture where she can to masses who might otherwise not see someone in a hijab or a “burkini”, but I’m also firmly of the belief that beauty pageants are outdated, sexist, and harmful. So... I guess good for her for trying to combat…

I really want to feel positive about this. But. I’m struggling with feeling positive about beauty pageants? I get why this is a feel-good story and baby steps toward normalizing the “other.” I just can’t cheer for it being in the context “but they can be pretty too!”

Yeah like. I WANT to find a reason to cheer about this, but ehhhhh.

This is why we’ll never have a female president. Trying to pretend like some latitude in a female dog show is progress. Fuck this country.

The president elect says there was voter fraud. Better do a nationwide recount.

Dr Jill Stein is trying to resuscitate her now using homeopathy.