This honestly offends me.

You want a baby? I can get you a baby, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don’t wanna know about it, believe me. Hell, I can get you a baby by 3 o’clock this afternoon... with a birth certificate.

JUST ASK THESE SATISFIED CUSTOMERS!

anyone else ever hear about strumpets and think baked goods?

20th and 21st = centuries! Don’t you even math?

SNOPES IS JUST AN ANAGRAM OF OBAMA!!!!!!!!

Can I just say here how much I love Snopes, and that the dumb shit people believe astonishes me?

Ugh dot com backslash ugh backslash wut

I haven’t seen this one, but the favorite comment I saw on Facebook included this line:

Has anyone worked so hard to look like a 40 year old trying to look like a 21 year old?

When I go running, I fart. A lot. Normally I am running by myself so I just let them rip without shame, or until I am at least far enough away from the person running past me to claim a smelt it dealt it situation. So one night I had gone for a 5 mile jog at this park near my house (shout out to Green Lake) and I…

I really thought the whole Courtney-Stodden-is-16 thing was going to end up being a lie or some sort of art project, but 5 years is a long time to commit to a hoax.

right? that sounded really messed up. Like it’s called adulthood....if you never seperate from your parents there is something wrong with you, and your parent.

I mean I’m 24 and I have one persistent hair on my chin that my iPhone is pretty helpful with, but in all seriousness my comment was more about pointing out the total pointlessness the action of covering the mirror was in a humorous way. I could have gone for commenting on that special style of privileged feminism…

I have got to do what you know everyday that means you have to check on blood on your clothes or face. Are you a vampire slayer? 00 agent? Medical professional?

I’m a feminist who is constantly talking about the patriarchy and sexist ideas of acceptable femininity. . . but this would piss me right off.

So to empower women, they quote to them from a book that treats them like chattel?

Nope. That’s still Taylor Swift. Complete with fart - you know that Jez post is coming.