I know, right? I saw her in that photo and was like, “Ooooh! Evangeline Lilly... had some work done?”

And it's SUPER good to know that 30% of Rep and 20% of Dems value my life so little that even if the pregnancy was costing me my life; they would make me go through with it. I had a friend that died in our 20's when her kidneys failed while she was pregnant. She was given the option of not having the baby but went…

I’ve had this daydream before: what if we just like got some discarded uteruses, packed them in fun boxes like those pre-packaged chemistry kits your aunt used to get you, and sent them to these politicians. Then it would be THEIR uterus. They could dress it up, or buy it a little uterus car (sold separately), or put…

I went through a period of situational depression in my life where I cried everywhere. EVERYWHERE. Public transit, the grocery store, airports. I was living in London at the time, and there was one day that I was crying so hard on the tube that this woman sitting across from me gave me a flower that was in her grocery…

FIXED.

I live in San Jose (so, Silicon Valley, in a state where she had a failed run for governor), and the local NBC affiliate went out to get the public’s opinion on her running. No one knew who she was, unless she laid them off. One guy said, “I’ve never heard of him.” LOL.

Free article idea: find a human being excited about the prospect of Carly Fiorina being president.

The thing I never understand about faith is that if yours is so strong, why do you give a shit what anyone else does.

I can’t believe the willingness to kill over a damn book that’s in mass print anyway. I know she didn’t do it but the fact that it has to be said so many times, like it matters, is mind boggling.

OH I GET IT. You are role playing a character from the actual sketch in question! How subversive. Okay 1.75/10.

Nothing says "hands-on mom" like 24-hour a day nanny coverage.

Hot take.

Every night until I black out. What of it?

So you just carry that around wherever you go? In case a dildo-based argument breaks out?

Regarding that “God *will* judge”. Here’s a copy paste from to-know-javale post on Gawker’s post on this issue.

This seems like as good a time as any to post this classic, which will never not make me smile.

I feel awful for laughing at the;

But did she also get the pizza?

I think the real story here is that she ordered a small pizza to share between like 4 people.

If she had ordered a Hawaiian pizza, she would have been on her own.