Ma’am, if you want to pray, go to church .

Good for her! Has anyone started a crowdfunding site to support what she’s doing/help pay for any needed legal defense?

Ah yes I dreamed of lofts too! I’d be so disappointed with my cookie cutter suburban house. I’d have cried.

I was lucky enough, the funeral home we dealt with for my father was overall very good, compassionate and helpful beyond the call of duty. However, the morning of the funeral I got a frantic call from my best friend - a barber- about a customer she was working on. He was apparently the guy who was set to drive the…

My mother passed away when I was 16 in some awful hillbilly town in rural Oregon. The funeral home accidentally cremated her. While we didn’t expect them to understand Jewish burial traditions, we definitely did not expect that. (Maybe they confused Jews with Vikings?) The worst part was that we found this out when a…

My grandmother was a sassy lady in her later years- very fond of aerosol hairspray, gold lamé detailing on her white outfits, and full makeup always. So when we went in for the viewing, her makeup was...I don’t even know. So awful that she didn’t look remotely close to herself. My cousin and mother would not stand for…

At the funeral of a co-worker who died young (19 years old) from a hole in his heart, the evangelical pastor kept prattling on about how it was Gods will and he’s now in a better place and all that stuff. The kid was raised in a strict evangelical Christian home, but later developed his own sense of identity when it…

“Clothing with names is the #1 thing that leads to kidnapping”

She’s awesome! That runway over her mom’s pool? To die for!

“Right on top of that, Rose!!”

They need change at the top.

I like to imagine the guy is super-racist, but also completely uninformed about any racial stereotypes. So he just walks around all day yelling things at people, “Latinos, always wearing striped cardigans! Ugh, those Indians and their Starbucks! You Italians and your magazines!”

Kumail is such a treasure

“Malk.”

I have never felt so honored. I need to go lie down. On a bed that has stray pieces of phantom cat litter in it that I cannot find but will feel once supine.

Yes it was a burglar. Definitely a burglar who stole her stuff. The cat definitely did not steal the stuff and learn how to film and edit a fake human into the video. DEFINITELY A BURGLAR.

This is the perfect makeover.

It’s like an old money version of seventeen.

What say we settle this on the runway... Ansolo?

Do people like him?