If at least one website doesn’t say Harry Reid threw shade at the GOP candidates by this week’s Shade Court, I will eat my hat. I don’t own a hat, but I will purchase and then consume one.

Well he should probably be black too, otherwise he isn’t sufficiently fighting racism.

Way to spoil the surprise, Brody.

Meanwhile, nobody is talking about my new show: NOPE, with Raised By Heathens

I’m a big Superman fan. The way you give Superman conflict is his from his alien past. The vehicle for his emotions of outsider ness is Clark Kent. The new Superman fucked that up real good by exposing all that to Lois and by making Clark so maladapted to life. Clark expresses Kal-el’s need for connection and…

i seriously wouldnt kiss my husbands stomach-blood-covered face even if he was 90s-era Brad Pitt or Captain America

(1) Community property = both spouses co-own the money and property. It’s not that Husband owns 50% and Wife owns 50%. (Or H&H or W&W). Each has an undivided interest in the whole.

Guilty!!! I thought Last Man on Earth would be stupid—-but I really enjoy the show. And that line, because it fits. Bruce deserves to be happy after being married to she whom shall not be named 😉.

I know the perfect aspiring plastic surgeon for them! She's got heaps of on-cam experience!

It’s good to see Allen does occasionally get his revenge. ;)

I ask ONCE AGAIN: is her first name just the letter “V”?

$391 — Easter bunny costume

A very important reminder that the (future) top doctor in our nation once made me pose with her blow-up doll on top of me. Would go back if covered by Kaiser.

I feel like if you are already well aware of how horrible the captivity of whales is you don’t need to put yourself through it. It is a heart wrenching movie. It’s well made and anyone who is unaware or doesn’t believe the hype should have to watch it. But you already know....it hurts to watch.
I myself somehow had…

The tragic backstory of Elmer Fudd and Bugs Bunny...

Did you just watch Last Man on Earth?

If this is all one hugely elaborate fake out where Bruce Jenner reveals he’s spent the last few years transitioning . . . into a professional romance novel cover model, he will rocket to #1 on my list of favorite people in the world. Grade A+ trolling. Two thumbs up, Bruce.

I’m half expecting Bruce to be trolling all of us and the reveal will be something totally inconsequential.

“I’ve always known that, at heart, I was”