Good call. Living with a baby is not for the faint of heart.

I wonder if she can get at that trust...

I love you

I just feel like 4 cinderblock walls are not enough. #AsAMom

You’ve outed me as a lazybutt.

I dunno, even if we assume she’s a wonderful mother, that’s an awful environment for the kid. I doubt she’s getting great food and developmental toys and such. And the other seven convicts in there with them? Are we sure they’re all really great aunties? Poor baby.

I feel like the bigger story is that an infant is living in a prison. What the what?

That is some incoherent nonsense.

Klaus.

Leftover night! I had half a chicken cheese steak and two Jamaican jerk wings. My son had creamy chicken casserole. My husband had shepherd’s pie and half of a pulled pork grilled cheese sandwich.

I’m only half demon.

Dude we’re living the same life. My boys are also 35 and 6, and they want all those $300 Star Wars sets SO BAD.

It’s spelled d’oh, TYVM.

I will never understand white people who think it’s okay to say it. Hell, if I’m singing a song IN MY HEAD that uses it, I replace it with “person.”

Betty? Bebe? Ginny? Gigi? Bri (pronounced Bree)?

I wanted to change mine to Shawna Victoria. SO GLAD they didn’t let me. My son’s name suddenly got popular while I was pregnant, and we couldn’t come up with another one we liked, so we gave him a middle name with an initial that goes well with his first, so he can go by his initials if he gets annoyed sharing his…

And they’ll steal her (his) husband.

Were all the kids psyched because of Spy Kids? We just watched the whole series on Netflix last month and my husband and I were BAFFLED when we realized Machete is a spinoff of a kids’ movie.

Oh hey, dismiss this, but Google Jenn Rose plus what you do to make a wedding dress shorter OK bye

#TeamAllThreeOfThemAreCunts