I seem to recall a story where someone was an outspoken critic, and they killed the person’s dog.

Eh, I’d rather he just say “I love you.”

I think you’re confusing Amy Schumer with Donald Trump.

Emmy winner Amy Schumer has taught us that women need to stop apologizing.

Yes! I hate it when my husband compliments my looks. Like, if he thinks I did a good job on my eyeshadow or something, that’s cool, but a generic “you’re so beautiful” isn’t really a compliment, because I had nothing to do with creating my nose or whatever. Tell me I’m smart or funny or nice; that actually took…

She’s not wrong about Paul.

Only some days?

Missed opportunity to quote Reverend Lovejoy, dude. “...Be they Christian, Jew, or miscellaneous.”

Sure. Are you on Twitter?

I post it every time they bring him up, but it’s still not well known, unfortunately.

It may very well be that you were expecting it. My husband’s father and grandfather died about 2 weeks apart last month, and our 6yo still hasn’t cried. We asked a psychologist about it, and she told us, basically, any and all reactions to death are “normal.” Whether you’re an adult or a child, whether you freaked…

Bota Box Pinot Grigio. My cats also seek out rugs for barfing purposes.

Molly and Chevelle send you purrs.

If you roast it upside-down, the dark meat juice dribbles onto the white meat and it kind of self bastes.

Writing for the competition. Awkward.

And the link to your Etsy store...?

I can fit a whole day’s worth of housework into the last half-hour I have before it’s time to pick my son up at school, which is how I manage to keep up on Jezebel all day. That’ll change next week, though, because I got a job. I’ll be slacking all Tuesday-Wednesday-Thursday every week. Boo/yay?

Good point! Less money for posterboard and markers.

Vote EVERY year! The reason that we’re in this mess is that young people only vote in presidential elections, and let the House get filled up with these wackos who want to defund PP.