1. Would you look at this at work?

We’re referring to her fake pregnancy, right?

Ed Sheeran is watching Simpsons reruns and Miguel (who?) is shading Madonna.

Different strokes, I suppose.

You would.

Brain somebody with it. Not that I know from experience... [walks away whistling]

Cat mom here. My cats jump on the counter and try to eat flowers. Buy me seeds for my garden, please.

The most recent Bobby was on Desperate Housewives years ago, and I swear he was somehow older then. That kid is like Benjamin Button. I can’t remember if he’s a good actor or not, but like, I just needed to share that.

Don is definitely no gem.

Glen is his kid, that’s why. Like his actual real life son.

Don isn’t a rapist, though

Did you get to season two? My husband was very meh about it throughout season one, but it got a lot more interesting, and it grew on him. He tried to quit it a few times, but I insisted we power through, and it worked out.

I’m not familiar with Ferdinand. But here he is, complete with a sappy soundtrack. Don’t watch until you’re in a good spot for crying (happy crying).

Sorry for the quality, but here I am looking surly because someone has interrupted me during one of the precious few drinks/cigarettes I was able to have that night. I mean I get that you’re happy for me and all, but please just let me drink and smoke in peace!

You and your dress are gorgeous.

I also don’t eat chicken bones or orange peels.

Have you seen Christian the lion?

That he has a fiance?

Brett

I’d be a lot more impressed if he was also sickened by the parents.