Same thing with the rings.

Does he always look like Lee Pace, or just when he’s crying?

Thirded.

I carried a handkerchief that belonged to my late grandfather, since I expected to cry. Ended up using it to blot the sweat from my forehead during my 95 degree outdoor ceremony.

I’ll keep an eye out. Maybe I’m just not going to the right places (WAHM, so I only go to Target, Stop & Shop, BJ’s, and the elementary school; hence, I only see people in yoga pants)?

Did anyone else briefly think that Sand Snake had a magical vagina when Bronn started fading? Or just me and my husband?

I always text in complete sentences. You can tell I’m mad if I leave the period off of the end of the sentence.

You know, it’s weird, when they first started talking about how that crap was going to be at Target, I thought, “Nobody in MA will buy that,” and then I saw the racks picked clean at two different stores once they arrived. But I still haven’t seen anyone actually wearing it. Maybe everyone bought it to resell on eBay?…

Ugh, I can’t tell you how many times some dude has tried to rush to my rescue when I’m filling my windshield washer fluid in a parking lot.

OMG, stop, STOP! Literally LOLing over here

If you have an iPhone, you can watch through the Whipclip app. I run their Inside Amy Schumer twitter account, and I shared all of the Amy moments last night @InsideAmyFans

My husband was recently a flower girl! A bridesmaid, who was also the mother of the original flower girl, went into labor just before the wedding, so they were replaced with a bridesman and a flower man. He did a great job. I believe in you.

I wanna be their ring bearer.

I was drug tested for retail jobs. One office job didn’t test me until our federal contract required it (and the manager gave enough notice so that those who wouldn’t pass had time to flush their systems).

It’s still garage, but you pronounce it with a British accent. GAR-idge.

You win.

I wouldn’t even label that “violence;” I’d call it self-defense.

Barbecue sauce.

Tylenol has never worked for me at all.

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