Non reader here, thank you for your discretion!

Anyone else read Sofia’s quotes in her voice?

It might be exclusive to vacation-spot Stop & Shops. Mine happens to sell sweatshirts for the town h.s. team, but I’m inland.

Google “why does Iggy Azalea look like”

OMG how great is Agent Carter?!

But we have Frozen! Disney’s got us covered! /s

Yeah, except she specifically stressed that point. Not being forced to fight to the death as a child, but her inability to be a mommy. And then they shoehorned in a family for Hawkeye to show that BW actually loooooves kids and wants to be a mommy, but she can’t.

OMG yes. Do they have the local high school football team’s logo on them?

That “Mrs.” up there... Ew. Such a Republican thing to do.

Hear, hear. Wanna come over and get drunk in Target pajamas?

Gold flecks.

Why do gamers yawn so much?

Why do baptists eat chicken so much?

Why do libertarians wear sweaters so much?

KLAUS SPEAKS!

You win you win you win I love you. Please sell the movie rights.

You mean toenails? They are ogre toenails. You know that, right?

What a fucking peach. I hope he gets an anal cyst.

That is tragic, but also, who puts peanut butter in chili? Gross.