I could see the appeal of this if the dead celebrity was a long-dead one, someone who current audiences may have never had the chance to see live. If someone could come up with a reasonable fascimille of seeing Elvis or Ella Fitzgerald perform live at their prime (with their family’s consent), I might even think about…

I feel like you can tell he is just so heartbroken. What parent wouldn’t be? But few parents have to still work in the national spotlight while dealing with horrible grief. Though I love the guy, I do not want him to run. I think he would be happiest remaining in politics but in a role that allows him to drop…

Is Miss America the one with the scholarships? Why ISN’T it a black tie science fair, TED talk-like symposium?

Not pictured: Miss Vermont spending hours balancing chemical equations and memorizing formulas.

I can’t hate (or even greatly dislike) this man. Every time I try, I remember the nerd who did the Kevin Smith movies and all is forgotten.

You’re over-thinking it. Don’t have kids. Don’t go on a cruise.

Got it. Don’t have kids to save a marriage. Don’t go on a cruise to save a relationship.

The moral of the story? Don’t go on a cruise if your relationship is in trouble. Nothing like being stuck together on a floating prison, unable to get away from each other that will not help the situation. Also, don’t date assholes.

Technically, he’s got an argument. If he hadn’t been vaccinated as a child, he might’ve died from a preventable disease, in which case the crime would never have happened.

Vaccine side effects:

Dude, the guy is almost certainly suffering from mental illness (not from vaccines, of course); not only did he have an apparently flawless military record with the marines, he went to Harvard law school and managed to join the bar. This is not a guy who lucidly decide to become an ineffective kidnapper.

Unpopular opinion — never found Cindy Crawford attractive — young or old, retouched or not. But I do think it’s funny that she’s so vain and out of touch that she doesn’t understand “why seeing a bad photo of me would make people feel good”.

Lucille Ball is not a natural redhead. Lucille Ball was a natural brunette.

Somewhere Debra Messing is drinking heavily...

And then he perished tragically, and Lord Roosevelt assumed the throne of America.

I haven’t seen this one, but the favorite comment I saw on Facebook included this line:

It’s not the being polyamorous part that people find reprehensible (although probably a lot of people do), it’s mainly that unless otherwise stated and agreed upon by both/all parties, a relationship/marriage is generally seen and known to be between two people. The cheating aspect is the problem. Cheating implies…

Cheating on an ill partner, what great advice. Dan Savage, wow! What a guy!

That’s a load of bullshit right there. The anger is not at monogomy, it’s at liars. People who trick their partners in to believing they are in fact in to one partner and only one partner. This isn’t about people not being progressive, open minded or whatever else garbage is currently tossed out. In fact, it’s the…

Best line of the day: “The whole interview was one Burt Macklin reference short of an Andy Dwyer monologue. “