A rare smile from Kanye while at the Grammy's.

No lie, I would be real interested Secret Santa if that was the list of people I was swapping with.

He's only slightly less of an asshole because of his clothing line. Oh, and his daughter. And his wife.

In 10th grade Drama, I got the "Most Improved" award. Should I send that to Kanye, since he was slightly less of an asshole this time around?

1. Beyonce was probably the best album of last year and Beck winning the Grammy was probably another example in the long line of examples of the old dopes running the Grammys being old dopes.

At what point does Kim start getting seriously offended by Kanye's raging hard-on for Beyonce?

...that's a normal looking baby. WTF is wrong with you? Have you never seen a baby? Do you think they come out looking like tiny adults? I'll help you, you monstrously stupid person. Here's some newborn babies. See how they all look chubby? That's how babies look.

I once went to a John Mayer concert where he compared all people to boxes of crayons. He was a 64-box, perhaps missing a couple of "tertiary colors." All the women he knew were 8-boxes. I was done with him after that.

That baby probably just sits around all day eating Cheetos and playing video games.

he probs sees one of those giant pumpkins and is like I AM HAVING A REALLY HARD TIME CELEBRATING THIS OBESE PUMPKIN

Good call. I just can't get over 30-something John Mayer being all "can you believe this teenager I dated didn't know who she was yet?"

Yeah, that classic objectifying women by comparing them to dolls schtick is creepy, too.

Aww, you just hurt my feelings by calling me a "simpleton," but I'm just gonna shake it off. #teamtaylor

they're both really mean songs when you think about them. Like insanely personal insults, however, her closing point is basically while you're being moody and feeling sorry for yourself I am going to rule the world and be loved. Then she not only sang it, she lived it. Meanwhile his song could apply to maybe a…

So true story here. I was at a show in Vegas last week and it had a lot of audience interaction/participation. They pointed me out and said "Hey I know you from TV. Yeah, you were on that show. Saved by the Bell." Then, as they did with other people, they put up an image on the screen of who they were talking about…

Huh. It appears I still have a giant crush on Slater. Not Mario Lopez though, for some reason. Is this normal?

I blamed SBTB for making me believe that boys would ask me out on real dates to the movies and stuff in high school. It happened once. What gives, Fictional Universe?

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