Really? Let’s remember how Will Smith got famous. Hello Fresh Prince of Bel-Air?!

I would like to put forth Winston from New Girl, and Titus from Kimmy Schmidt for consideration.

Ha! This warms my cold, black heart. Today was a good day, with this and the Chaffetz news.

Leo.

I ❤️ thirties Katy Perry.

So imagine my surprise when I read a detail about their split that actually caught my attention. TMZ writes that Affleck is “now dating someone, though ‘not seriously.’”

Oh I did document it. Every snide comment, every dirty look, every time they refused to relay a message to me (one time a client on a deadline called frantically looking for a last minute search, and one of them claimed I wasn’t in that day, and I was literally sitting six feet away from her!). When we had a potluck,…

Instead of going to human resources or leaving, how about men just acting like normal fucking human beings towards women? Or is that just too much to ask for? *boggle*

Little orange jumper

Aren’t “Kendall sources” and Kendall’s “management” one and the same?

I haven’t watched regularly in a couple years but I thought Sasheer Zamata was getting good air time? Or is it just that she’s only in the good sketches that I wind up seeing? Anyway, she’s great, so I’m totally in favor of her getting more air time.

Give me all the Kent!

According to a statement from the Pentagon, the bomb was the “right munition” for targeting ISIS.

I used to dislike her until about a year ago. She’s a lot more likeable than Swift and seems less guarded about her public persona. We know nothing about Taylor Swift as a person.

I’d laugh myself to tears if Katy brought Tom Hiddleston as her date.

I will never not love this with all of my soul. My roommate and I had to pause the show to wipe away tears when we saw it the first time.

I’m jonesing for this show to come back. They should have had O’Brien win over Selina, tho. I know, it’s too on the nose, because he is Trump but we could have been watching Selina/Hillary navigating the post-presidency under a Trump-like leader and it would have been amazing. Best (filthiest) show ever!

Also, I think that Jezebel should write an article on how it’s wrong that the weaker bomb is assigned the “mother” title.

To one up the US, Russia should drop their “Father of all Bombs” bomb on ISIS next week. I mean, no harm done right, its just ISIS.

Who knew we would literally have to change a Veep golden showers joke because of the real president of the United States of America? It doesn’t get any weirder than that.