I quit his special around the same time. He wouldn’t let go of his abortion bit, and it just wasn’t funny.

“Is This What Parties Are Like Now?”

He always follows the same pattern: Start to explain something but before getting into substantive details, go into a long explanation about how something is just the best, the yugest, the most tremendous, and how everything from the democrats is just a total disaster and just totally ruined everything, and then…

I’m actually okay with any interviewer correcting him in real time. You say “bail him out” but sometimes it is a stupid/honest mistake (which this clearly was; I in no way excuse for all of his well-documented lies and misdirection and general fuckwittery). When it airs, the interviewer will either look like they’re…

It’s actually worse to read than listen to, because you have a clear map of how ... unclear his speaking pattern is. I imagine most people who support/supported him only listened to him speak, not read the transcripts.

Fuuuuuuuuck. His word vomit is so painful to even read. Guys... it hasn’t even been 3 months.

Look, it doesn’t matter who I killed, just that you remember I killed them bestly.

“If you can possibly take two good trips a year, it will refresh your life. We all need R&R. Put it to good use,” he said to the studio audience Tuesday night.....

Is the Holocaust Center like a mall? Or like a sports arena, like the Staples Center? Does Sean spell it fancy, like Centre?

Holocaust centers.

I don’t think he did it on purpose.

I keep wanting to watch this.

I keep seeing this advertised and always make mental notes to watch it - to the internet!

About fifteen years ago, I had the opportunity to spend the day on the set of Law & Order. I had lunch with Sam Waterston and then got to hang around and watch a taping. It was one of the best days of my life.

This year’s Easter Bunny be like..........................................^

Umm, you’ve been able to buy this kind of stuff at museum gift shops for forever. How is this revolutionary?

Chris Evans wouldn’t be allowed to return to Massachusetts if he spoke out against Brady. His uncle would probably be voted out of office if Chris went on the record against Tom Brady.

She got fired for this and people here are outraged on her behalf.

She’s mostly harmless, she actually has decent acting chops too, I think shutting down her lifestyle brand goop for Millenials website was the best thing she ever did.