“Looks good to us!”

The Virgin Suicides will make me love her forever (also Interview with a Vampire and Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and Drop Dead Gorgeous and Fargo).

I fucking love goats

I get the feeling from interviews with most actors and actresses that they would all prefer Sofia’s filming style.

David Schwimmer and his wife Zoe Buckman are on a break.

Lol um that’s not how stuff works.

“At least Sofia’s like, ‘We’re going to get this done quick, I’m just gonna shoot it here, we’ll do three takes, be done,’” whereas male directors want to “shoot it from every angle.”

Wasn’t there a round of dead Syrian children before? Where was he with that? Guess to him it’s the old gas me once shame on you, gas me twice...

Counterpoint - New Girl gave us this:

Barry and Garry? MADE FOR EACH OTHER.

I have a neighbor that switches to Spanish sometimes when talking to their family. They all speak English. It is pretty uncomfortable to be part of a conversation and then you’re not.

My coworker talks on her phone at her desk in Arabic all the time and I’m 10000% sure she’s bitching about me to her mom.

I have a pet theory that ad men are literally incapable of seeing anything except the possibility of a campaign. Nothing exists for them that’s not fodder for their fucking shilling, not love, not children, not history, not art, nothing.

Sometimes when I see ridiculous commercials, I try to imagine what that pitch meeting must have been like, and I feel like the phrase “protest is the new brunch” was uttered in this one.

The way you guys talk about the NY Times reviews and how people perceived this show at the beginning makes me think about Jennifer Weiner and how she (rightly, IMO) argues women’s fiction is automatically slapped with a “Chick Lit” label if it involves any kind of issues considered “domestic.”

Note to the NYT writer: Just because something involves attractive doesn’t mean it’s “sexy.” No one cares about your boner.

Every day I hate Bernie and his bros more and more. The entitlement around Bernie and the DNC is mind boggling. That somehow a dude who has contributed nothing in his entire career to the democratic party is supposed to come in and get equal treatment to a woman who worked her entire adult life in the organization…

You know, at first I was ‘nope’. But seeing Nicey Nash (the best thing about Scream Queens Season1) and Carrie Preston, I’m in! So in.

My favorite part of the series is when Madeline (Reese’s character) pukes all over the table at the dinner hosted by her ex-husband and his new wife after hearing the news that their daughter planned to auction her virginity for charity. It.was.awesome.