What a fucking lying scumbag shit-eating craptastic garbage human.

No, passing on a double yellow is being an asshole. Swerving to intimidate and kill is [attempted (edit)] murder. Asshole is much lower on the scale.

Simply no sympathy for either person. Two assholes on a road being assholes. Both were bound to get fucked.

Maybe this is more about you than everyone else.

When I was a kid in the 70's, my aunt had this prominently displayed in her kitchen:

I’m in love.

Wow I like need that really bad.

My best friend’s parents have this retro poster in their kitchen.

More like DRAGONS amirite

From my understanding, Mike Pence never dines alone with a T. Rex.

It’s straight up lame.

Which Ed totally already has (because he wants to to bone Hippy Yogi so bad).

My older sister made me watch this as a little kid (and Candyman) and I was terrified of taking showers and baths FOREVER. You won’t get me to watch it not one bit!

Seriously sh** that comes out at daytime is the worst lol. It didn’t help that this coincided with a scary clown episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark?

Can we talk about how Madeleine’s youngest is the manic pixie dream girl of 7-year olds? Because she is, to the point where she’s unbelievable.

Also, how does Jane have money? She supposedly has a part-time job, but we never see her working. She has a modest apartment, but doesn’t seem to be really worried about money.

Nicole is doing the heaviest lifting by a long shot but I can’t get over how much I love Reese in this. I don’t know if I’ve ever related to a character so much, and I’m not even a parent. The emotional compartmentalization, the leftover hurt, the boneheaded mistakes...just, very real stuff, I feel.

God, I know.

Alicia’s response: “I do what the fuck I want.”

Precisely! Paul Ryan is a “wonk” in the sense that most undergraduate students are “wonks.” (I include the 18-22 year old version of myself in this group). They have ideologies on how the world should work but never get into actually playing out how those ideologies may be functionally enacted and the consequences of…

As someone in chronic pain from a chronic illness that I’ve had since 4 who also has a mother with lupus that requires 10 thousand dollars worth of meds a month to treat I’m glad republican donor greed got the better of them and the bill failed. As an American I’m horrified that tax cuts for the richest among us are…