They are far less insufferable than the majority of people would be with the same amount of media exposure. It’s hard not to sound like an oversharing ass when people put a microphone in your face and ask inane questions. They are both funny and talented. More, I am guessing, than can be said for Oli Coleman.

I consider myself a jaded pessimist, but for some bizarre reason I find the two of them charming, and am not even bothered by their hardware commercials.

“88-words” or “story”

Oh my LORD.

I am “of a certain age” and I don’t quite see anything comedic about the saga. A woman was savagely beaten by a man.

Tara’s got those neverending Sharknado movies. She’s in a better place than Lohan too lmao.

Doherty is probably busy right now with chemotherapy.

I feel you on the rage. All my people are hawking leggings in hideous patterns with clashing oversized t-shirts (omg, but it’s a uniiiicoooorrrn!), spidery fake lashes, obnoxious nail wraps, and the so-called “pink drink” that apparently makes you skinny and cures all the ailments and diseases known to man. I want…

No, it wasn’t even that. I don’t remember. Best tip is get and use good sunscreen on your face every day— like lotion that has it in it. And then get an even more heavy duty one (with zinc) for when you will really be out in the sun like for a walk or something. Face wash is all the same unless you need a kind that…

I have never heard of the Wing, and I know I’m not alone, and my level of interest isn’t high enough that I’m actually googling to find out, but I DID spend time googling for the perfect gif for this comment, so.

The Avon lady coming over was such an event at our house. my Mom ordered every Tinkerbell make up item, ladybug lip balm, bath toy, powder puffs EVERYTHING! for us. Our Avon lady was going through a divorce so it was carte blanche for me which was pretty much heaven on Earth for a six year old.

You know, you bring up an interesting angle. This has a bit of an insidious side too. Companies like these take women out of the work force with (false) promises of wealth. Look at how this guy describes the Avon ladies, like he views them more as unruly children. Instead of forcing society to pay women equally, we…

Not enough rage in my opinion. If I never get propositioned to buy another zebra print monogrammed beach bag or an all natural! no chemicals! lip scrub again, it will be too soon.

LOL. I was literally about to reply “Fucking Arbonne”. Glad I scrolled down. 😆

My mother and my sister dress exclusively in some legging and dress combinations that ever 30 something woman in the Midwest is selling. The seller places an order, and the company ships them random sizes and patterns and they have a party to show them off— you can’t reorder a specific pattern so if you want it you…

I hate (HATE!) dealing with salespeople unless I absolutely have to. So, yeah, exactly. I would really rather not tell someone to their face that they’re not closing a deal when I know their livelihood depends on it.

I may have some more rage about this than I thought.

Starred for “pushy rando”. I have friends I don’t hear from unless they’re short on their arbonne-usborne-sex-toy-christiany handbag goal. No, I do not want your pink ‘for her’ faux leather whip (it’s vegan!) OR your ‘natural product’ lip stain in this ‘season’s’ hottest shade. Can I just write you a check for your…

Living in the UK now, I’ve yet to encounter one of these pyramid scheme ideas here. But a girl I know from (American) high school recently messaged me to say she just loved my recent selfie so much and my style was amaaaazing. We’d never spoken basically- she was a lot cooler than me- so I was genuinely touched and…