That is not shade.

promising to reach across the aisle “to invest in women’s health.”

This is where someone reminds you how important it is to have carefully chosen the right parents.

This isn’t a joint memo after deliberations of the Like Committee or anything. He’s unappealing to me, personally.

I don’t like it either but the place has great bones. Add some color, refinish the floors, get rid of all the stupid hanging things, and it’d be lovely.

Ugh! Gwyn and Chris’ apartment is are so bland, white, and stark...

I’m sure the White House investigation into the raid that Trump didn’t study intel about, ordered so he could make a big impact, then fucked up royally will be totally unbiased and done thoroughly.

As a Florida residing person, I need to remind everyone that Marco Rubio is a smarmy little weasel who doesn’t show up for work, casually disregards his ethics, and should never had aspired to the presidency. While people were begging him to vote No on Devos, he was live-blogging the Superbowl. FUCK HIM

I quite like the idea that his narcissism is so acute, he doesn’t realise with that investigation, the grave he’s digging is his own.

Moonlight won the electoral college

It was the Russians.

Who tells a stranger she has “nice skin?”

I guess I don’t know how the “beef rules” work, but I’m sure Remy Ma spent more than 2 days on her verses before she released it.

I was kind of hoping that he would attend and die from a rage-stroke halfway through the opening remarks. Oh well, I guess I’ll just have to wait for Colonel Sanders to finish him off instead...

HOW AMAZING WOULD IT BE IF THEY ROASTED HILLARY AND GENERALLY ACTED AS THOUGH SHE WERE THE SITTING PRESIDENT, a la HILLARYBEATTRUMP.ORG

So refreshing to finally have a government that isn’t made up of delicate little snowflakes like the left is made up of.

They should invite Hillary too. She did win the popular vote, after all.

Hell, go all out and have Alex Baldwin as Trump and Melissa McCarthy as Sean Spicer.

Leslie Jones should sit in as Trump. Doesn’t have to say a word. Just sit next to the comic and pout.

The two men are united, and both wasted no time saying so. One would think we could follow their lead!