I guess I’m glad I’m too poor to fly?

“I want one day without a CNN alert that doesn’t scare the hell out of me.”

I have actually been watching the whole episode the last few weeks, which I haven’t done in many years. This cast and these stars, it’s like the old days. I love it.

She makes a perfect Bannon.

That’s actually just Steve Bannon :)

That’s not death that’s Steve Bannon:

That part was amazing. This is the most relevant SNL has ever been.

This was the best thing by far for me! That little croak in her voice, the little affirmative chin twitches... mwah!

Yeah, I was coming to say that. The skit at the end where Leslie Jones and Vanessa Bayer were trying out to play Trump was probably in that vein as well.

I thought it was hilarious. There is no reason we should hold back on Kellyanne Conway and the controversy over this one is weird.

“I’m a TV president” HA

Also not at all baffling because Kate McKinnon is a treasure and supremely talented and can play any part. The fact that it would piss of 45 even more is just icing on the cake.

This was scary bordering on not even trying to be funny because it’s all genuinely terrifying but I did laugh. Because fuck Kellyanne Conway. And her bones clicking back into place like the demon she is was excellent.

I think my fave part of Melissa’s Spicey skit was when she turned the press room into QVC for Ivanka’s crap.

Also:

SNL pushing Trump to the limit. Not only that it’s fascinating to see humor this brutal on national tv but to have all women playing his cabinet...priceless.

Counterpoint, your god is an asshole, too:  He that loveth father or mother more than me is not worthy of me: and he that loveth son or daughter more than me is not worthy of me. Matthew 10:37

So witches float and wizards sink?

His wife is a fake animal rescuer and is on several warning lists for animal activists in the St. Louis/Jefferson/Franklin County areas. She collects donations to help sick animals she adopts under the guise of rescue, then lets them die before she gets them the care. A friend of mine who works at the Jefferson County…

I’l tell ya what I want, what I really really want... for mid 90's sports casual to not come back. Keep your Adidas rip aways in the last century, thank you and good day.