Sorry, Donald, I would totally stick around, but I just remember I left the stove on back home....

Or Toby Keith’s seminal anthem, “Red Solo Cup”

Well sure, Kanye’s music lacks the class, gravitas, or traditional values exhibited by Big and Rich’s hit “Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy.”

This whole film seems like a practical joke played by a sociopath. There’s an entire website devoted to knowing if the dog dies in any given film- a movie where the same dog dies over and over and over again sound like something only a small fraction of people would be able to stomach, let alone find entertaining.

oh, but ask them about their kids and they won’t shut the fuck up about him picking the apples for his own applesauce at his Montessori school.

Well, great. God, we are fucked. And we’re probably going to be cleaning up this mess for the next three generations.

same.

“He has not been a person to do staged events for the sake of doing staged events.”

I just heard about 80 congress people skipped Nixon’s in 1973. Let’s see if we can match or beat that number.

I think it’s an example of Trump being given one talking point and repeating it over and over and over so it is the only thing this guy can say they discussed. Much like the debates “you’ve been doing this for 30 years and you haven’t fixed anything.”

I think Trump just confuses the terms “sold out” and “not selling”. It would explain his multiple bankruptcies, at least.

Did you ask him if he prefers the ACA to Obamacare?

This. Better yet, get as many as you can, then make a show of ripping them to pieces on the spot. I have to imagine that others would join you, and eventually the ticket purveyor would have to decide whether to continue having his tickets destroyed or to close up shop.

I have a friend who requested tickets months ago when it seemed like Hillary was a sure thing. She received them last week. She’s still going to DC — for the march — but her family of 5 will not be at the Inauguration. I wonder how many other ticket holders won’t be there.

And his official photo is creepy AF.

In all fairness, this photo may have been taken ten hours into the wedding. I don’t know any bride that looks fabulous after that long in what was probably a very stressful day. Can you imagine the micromanaging that must have gone into the wedding?

To her defense, she had to pee all over trump right before she went on stage. She was overwhelmed.

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Well, You’ll just have to wait for Trump’s grand “golden” finale.

It’s going to be the best event ever. Very classy

for real, I feel like you have to work to NOT have more than 4 coffee cups. they’re like bunnies, they multiple at night when we’re sleeping.