i’m trying to buy a house right now.

Seriously at this point how the fuck is this real life. It’s too much to absorb. Like my new reality has shifted too quickly and I can’t fucking handle it. If I had the money I seriously would just go and herd cows at this point. The world has gone fucking mad.

You get what you pay for.

“Anthony, come up from the basement and get your dinner!”

I would be saying “el oh el” if I weren’t so furious at what his actions meant for the country. Scumbag.

Ralph is mighty Fiennes!

Did you take ten seconds to use The Google?

Every time Tillerson says “I would have to have more information,” we should all hear this instead: “I have willfully avoided learning anything about this, even though the information is readily available, so that I could claim ignorance and avoid answering the question.”

Oh my god YES. I hear people talking about how their parents are giving them $20K for a wedding, or $30K for a down payment on a home, or paying for their college tuition entirely. Must be really fucking nice.

I think the thing that scares me most in this is the incoming SECRETARY OF STATE going on about how he doesn’t know jack about any events happening in the world. Doesn’t he realize that is literally about to be his job? I can see the in credulousness on Rubio’s face every time the guy is like “Syria? What?”

ITA! I just heard snippets on NPR and when he told Tillerson regarding Putin having journalists killed, “this isn’t classified information, those people are dead” was not the little thirsty Marco we all grew to hate.

I would like Jezebel to post a video of Marco Rubio laying into Rex Tillerson about Russia and Vladimir Putin being a war criminal. Here it is. It’s excellent:

Victims of domestic violence retract their stories all the time. Part of the cycle.

Never having seen an episode of 7th Heaven, I can still swear with certitude that Catherine Hicks’ quip about Collins’ coffin in still the best thing about that show ever.

He’s actually a phenomenal actor. He was one of the best things on Friday Night Lights and obviously terrifyingly dead inside on BrBa.

Won’t eat anything but fast food because he fears disease.

He has been giving off that paranoid Howard Hughes vibe for awhile now. Won’t eat anything but fast food because he fears disease. Won’t leave his ivory Tower. Won’t talk to reporters on-the-record. He’s basically trying to live in a safe space bubble & make his flunkies do his presidenting for him.

umm... letting someone do it and consenting are not the same thing.

It’s now considered a point of positive credit that our incoming Attorney General will publicly admit that grabbing women’s genitals without permission is, in fact, sexual assault.