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The truth is that Brad was a Trump Supporter

You have to give the higher-ups at Fox time to sleep with Tomi. These things don’t just happen overnight.

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She plays for both sides so well. I remember seeing her outrage when someone on Fox said that Obama hates America and thinking “well that’s weird”. The pigs are flying. The Fox pundits are fleeing.

She didn’t. She was trying to close and clinch, but Holm (HOLM, motherfuckers, not HOLMES) has much better footwork and outfighting skills than anyone she ever faced.

I mean but surely not. They are making money hand over fake lip with their apps and appearances. People always guess them though!

Kendall and Kylie make more sense - Kendall can use modeling as the cover gig.

I really want it to be Kourtney and Kylie.

For what it’s worth, part of me hopes that you’re right and I’m wrong. Dealing with grief as a non-believer has been one of the more difficult things I’ve ever had to do. One of the things that really surprised me in the aftermath was how angry/jealous I was of people who believed, and who were so certain in their

God, but don’t I understand this impulse. I wanted to crawl into my friend’s casket with her last year. I still do. I wanted to be with her. I wanted to have a glass of wine with her. And more than anything, I wanted to be the kind of person who believed that we would be reunited in some kind of afterlife. The thought

My 16 year old daughter died on May 29th of this year.

If there is an after life, I like to think Carrie is chiding her mother saying “Jesus, could you not even give me 24 hours before you stole my limelight?!”

I saw this from Patton Oswald’s twitter, and I agree, I think Carrie spoke through this person.

I leighanned my pinnock playing corn hole over the 4th of July. I did the ice/heat combo for a couple days and my pinnock was back in action.

I read way too many of these (up until “foxhead garlands”) before realizing this was satire.

Kate Beckinsale also did Emma better.

Jennifer Lopez has nothing going on, does she? No new albums, etc.? She needs some attention to stay in the spotlight and Drake is selflessly helping her out.

J.Lo is that friend who, after a break-up, says “I need to stop being a serial monogamist and date ME for a change!” and then moves in with a new guy a month later.

It was weird until I remembered she’s MRF.

Seth is improvement from Penn.