Why are you sorry? China as a whole counts sure, but just as the United States doesn’t not = every american’s opinion, china does not = every Asian perspective.

That makes sense. They should just go ahead and ban all of us then. We are a garbage mess country.

My hormones are naturally a mess, and cutting out dairy did it for me. Something about adding extra hormones to my body is no bueno.

I mean, china gonna do what China gonna do.

YEah, what?!!!

Between this story and the purses, drake is trying to catch himself a wife

Uncle Joe. Yeah Megan is a dumpster fire but can we talk about uncle joe for. Moment? Is it safe to talk about what a pervert he is?

Setting fire to the rain!!!!!! Lord take me!’

That fucking comment gave me tunnel vision. If tom hanks pulls some shit I Am SETTINg fire to the rain!

Manhattan murder mystery, what’s new pussycat?, a midsummer night’s sex comedy-his slapstick stuff was pretty hilarious and entertaining, of course my opinion

This isn’t true, and if tomorrow I wake up to a jezz article about pumpkin spice fucking sexually assaulting someone I AM GOING TO DOUSE MYSELF IN OLIVE OIL AND SET MY PUBES ON FIRE

Only downside to showering before bed is fucked up hair.

But what about in summer when you sweat?

I too shower at night. the idea of laying my sweaty, stinking carcass on clean white sheets is upsetting. But who am I to judge morning showerers.

I do not get the woody Allen Hollywood circle jerk. OR roman Polanski.

I guess you’ve never had a middle aged white man for a father. Mowing the lawn is serious shit okay? Special equipment , special outfits and you really can’t do anything else that day. I am almost positive it is over some weird breach of lawn mowing regulations.

Ignore this blockhead. It’s a troll

Isn’t all money dirty ?

The above comment confused me so the only way to fix that is cats doing the laundry.