this entire article has me double taking every other scroll. Did Diddy get thicccccccccc? Oh no, that’s not Diddy. Who is that? 

jezebel really went down hill after the big drama. now it’s a lot of homophobic/cunty remarks. 

Pretty tight mustache.

haha but doesn’t the shouldn’t...imply the can...

but can you tongue and cheek when it’s not about your culture/race? 

It’s also overkill. I used to spend way too much money on my skin, using a million different oils and creams and serums.

I didn’t even catch that. Weird thing to say about a dog

me too! I also love all of us for giving enough flying fucks to comment here! 

I wondering if sucking on the egg would have any benefits?

I am ready for this, emotionally, spiritually-all of the allys in fact. I think Skaarsgard (can’t be bothered to remember where the extra As go) makes it his own with his oddball voice and Buscemi eyes. 

I accidentally made myself a pot of decaf this morning, and I'm definitely missing the anal lube joke. 

I wish people would just let Elizabeth Warren go. 

I feel like drugging someone and robbing them is pretty shitty and worth a mention. 

Sooooo, are we just going to ignore the drugging and robbing men stuff?

I believe it! 

Man, this one sucks. He seemed like a nice, normal guy. 

Life is such a fucked up cunt right now, I think people in general want to take mental breaks. You know, focus on someone else’s train wreck? The Kardashians used to put me to sleep many moons ago. Now I’m rewatching Gossip Girl for sweet dreams. You want to see some serious, important shit, go a few stories down.…

Darn Tootin!

not weird! I never dreamed about getting married. it was more of a “do I have to?” thought