Right! Yoga made me strong as fuck without me looking buff.

Laura croft is a video game created for teen boys. For hornballs. She isn’t some feminist superhero who can crack skulls with her bare hands.

Gross !!’ This is how suicide happens !!!!!

But remember, she is still as sexy as ever. Even if she doesn’t FUCK

For fuck SAKE. Pre Instagram??? Is this what our time will be called? There was the renaissance and then there was the Instagram.

Give me strength sweet lord jesus

Now I am sober but I love this dog picture!

Unfortunately I cannot do this butttt I will march along with you

Soothing is Angela Lansbury’s documentary about self care. Great idea

You, ironically, are the only one helping to bring down my uncomfortable high. I am not cut out for this and my balloon is deflating, thanks again 20something year old

He was mob deep! Are you also middle aged?

Good pep talk thNks coach. I think scrambled eggs will help

A bloke??? Who are you??? Are you the dean Martin to my jerry Lewis here?

Best advice most solid my friend. Christ is it normal to sweat like this

Not youuu, jezebelians. I just responded to you because you were at the top. Thems the breaks. Ya wanna be on top??!

Not going to meet Jesus yet or ever, but definitely high as fuck. For pennies a day you could give me advice on how to come down from this. My cat is worried and that worries me

Mom? No. Too soon you ass

Not studs, you dumb autocorrect bitch! Drugs! I’m a lesbian for god sakes

Hey Jezebel it’s me, Jenny aka Jennifer edmondson. I’ve been a regular for. While but you probably don’t know that because of my boring user name. That’s okay. Important part here is I am having an ear,y mid life crisis and my 33rd birthday is approaching. No big deal, it over the past year I’ve lost my entire…

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