Pretty positive we are being trolled by Hollywood at this point. I hope

Charlie’s fucking Sheen in a 9/11 movie? Fucking tasteful! Going to be the cinematic joy of the year!!

Well goooooood forrrrrrrr youuuuuu

Me too. My reflux is turning me into gwenyth Paltrow

I hate everyone!!

I’m with you!

What an angel puss !

All desserts are pointless when you can simply eat Nutella from the jar. No baking necessary

Also, Jezebel has confusing ads at the bottom now. Sometimes I want to click on them but life experience tells me not to

I don’t understand half of what goes on round here. Only 33, is that old now?

If I was were an actor and got divorced, I would release this statement: none of ya fuckin business

No one asked her to go. Ariana is simply giving a benefit concert. What is the big deal

Like it’s her fault? And also, she is doing it to raise money. Hypothetically you wouldn’t have to go. Others would in support of your hypothetical daughter

Are you falling asleep, or fixin’ to cry?

Something a bit skeezy about her. Like in a past life she was a man who jacked off on the subway