I volunteer with a no-kill shelter in Atlanta and the majority of the pups un there are pitties; I feel ya on the fear of being pulled by solid muscle. It’s unreal how solid they are! But it does depend on what they’re mixed with. I fell in love with a relatively small girl named Samantha who looked like she was mixed…

Oooh! It's going to be a tight race!

Yes, he is really pink. It’s actually very easy and not at all traumatic; he gets a full body massage with a few drops of food coloring.

to become the second best bichon frisé in the United States.

It was funny last night when I was on my 4th glass of wine, when I apparently thought mustard was a much more serious condiment, and worthy of a 28 year sentence.

Gah. Peanut butter

I am going to ignore the wingnut protesting this book, and instead share one of my favorite RadioLab podcasts about Henrietta. They spoke to her family, which is something that everyone in the science community seemed to refuse to do: http://www.radiolab.org/story/91716-he…

I’ll be in Arkansas for the football game. I’ll let you know if I run into Duggles.

Are Sandra Long and Shannon Long related?
How many times did they hear $5 Foot Long jokes? Is it too late to add mine?

In my conspiracy-theory mind, I think Doug met Courtney and Krista at the same time. Krista realized who he was (being that she was actually old enough to see The Rated R “Green Mile”) and hit on him. But he rebuffed her, and offered up her daughter instead. I mean, am I crazy?

lawd. That hair.

I love this!

I want to call. Do you have a suggestion as to what I should say?

Ditto.
I had Lasik in 2008, and it was life changing, but few people know about it because I only wore contacts.
Why is it ok for a reporter to basically attack the personal ethics of Eva and not expect backlash for shoddy journalism?
On a side note, one of my dear friends has maxed out the zoom on his iphone and is…

I knew this guy was going to be a problem when I first spotted him in the terminal. He was wearing a black tank top tucked into his cargo shorts, had his hair pulled into the weakest “grasping at the mane of yesteryear” white ponytail, and a shit-eating grin when he sat down to eat a loaded hot dog. SO OF COURSE, when…

Good. Let them investigate. Because they won’t find any wrongdoing and all those idiots posting this video will finally accept their mistake, and will quit hindering women’s rights. *eye roll*

It’s so fun to click on an article and then scramble to find the offending ad’s mute button.

Family Law judges have it really tough. They see the worst of the worst from people, and they have to make shitty decisions that sometimes are choosing from two horrible choices.

THIS IS NOT ONE OF THEM. This judge is a nut. She needs to lose her job asap. I can just imagine that some of her past rulings will now be…

Is this true? It’s been going around but I haven’t seen anything confirming it.

Apparently nobody is his type unless they are limp and lifeless.