Clearly she is one of the Coneheads, trying to fit in with the blunt skulls. Yes, of course she doesn't want to bite the cord. Also, her children are aliens, clearly taking an anti-vaccine stance is just to hide the fact that they are immune to earthly disease.

She looks like the angel my family used to put on the top of our Christmas Tree. You know, after it caught on fire.

Rush delivery please. I want it in time to wear it to my community college Art History class on Thursday. Because the one thing I have learned about Art is that most of it either is a vagina, or symbolizes a vagina.

Between the computer cords and the television cords and DVD cords, I am pretty sure my child would get tangled up in something and have to be raised by dust bunnies.