I’m pretty sure if we took all these rape statements and boiled them down to their essence, we’d get the true heart of the GOP: “Just let us rape.”

Oh, absolutely. And he strikes me as the strong, silent type who would go through labor quickly and painlessly, with zero complaints.

Well, at least you wished he’d end up pregnant carrying “the greatest healing agent”, no?

I’m not proud of the thoughts that go through my head when I read articles like this. Right now, the things I wish would happen to Sen. Rick Brattin (R) are particularly uncharitable. 

That’s right, ladies. I know you’re frightened and uncertain, but rape is just the first step on a magical journey that ends with your child swaddled in your arms!

Sen. Rick Brattin (R) explained his vote by arguing that being forced to carry their rapist’s baby could be “healing” for victims.

“Make Orwell Fiction Again” - I have this on a tShirt.

Also gotta wonder if she knew that Hester’s A wasn’t...you know, self-applied. Being forced to wear shame flair is a very different thing than appliqueing the flair yourself in the hopes reporters will ask you about it so you can bewail your own victimhood. I’m guessing such distinctions are well beyond Nancy, or most…

I think my favorite part about Rep. Mace’s scarlet A routine was that it looked like a makeshift Halloween costume for, like, Amazing Woman or something.

Oh, he’ll be a martyr forever no matter what happens. I hope he dies on the toilet.

I’d rather he die after being found guilty. If he dies now, he’ll be a martyr forever.

Him stroking out would probably be best for the country, but on a personal level, I want him to live long enough to be poor. Trading Places nailed this years ago: The best way to hurt a rich person is to turn them into a poor person. I guarantee Donald would rather be dead than live with the many (to him) indignities…

What I don’t understand is why Timberlake felt the need to say anything. Britney said some stuff about him in the book which, fine. It’s a memoir, that was a part of her life. While he doesn’t look like a fucking prince in the book, I think a good portion of people can rationalize it as two messy kids being messy and…

I’ve been a Jezebel reader for many many years. I don’t remember a time when they didn’t cover petty celebrity feuds

Just gonna post the same comment I made at Pajiba about this:

Britney is no longer under conservatorship. Everyone, including Justin, knows that, even without conservatorship, she has mental health issues.

These people can actually just choose not to go!

Yr welcome. :)

Thank you, missed that. Yes, these people can fuck right off. I’m over here in the UK, and Little Valve (in the equivalent of second grade) has “health” classes that currently deal with accepting people of all colors and faiths and backgrounds. In fourth year, they’ll start on the basics of sex, and that’ll include acc…

Don the Con vs the scientific community