You mean Putin’s little magazine, Gulag? It is a great little read. It is full of wonderful articles like How Great is Putin? The Answer Might Surprise you and Tips for Living in a Fascist Police State.

Don’t worry, he’ll launch his own magazine, so that he can name himself Person of the Year every month. It will be called THIRST. Look for it on newsstands nowhere (we all know that motherfucker can’t read anyway).

There is something seriously wrong with this man, and anyone who won’t admit it is not to be trusted.

She’s a chihuahua in human form.

Growing up we had a nice house with a fancy living room we only used for Xmas. At some point my mom stopped caring and put a sheet over the tree and shoved it in the corner where you couldn’t see it walking by.

There are trees outside that God waters for me. Your efficiency game is weak.

Emily Ratajkowski is so damn Thirsty that *I* want to drink a glass of water just looking at that picture.

Lord, the Hiltons’ dining room looks even tackier than I originally thought. Is that white carpeting and a fake crystal chandelier? The whole thing looks like the Dynasty for Target collection.

There are phones that cost FOUR THOUSAND DOLLARS?! Jesus Christ, why??

Paris Hilton did not suffer from lack of education.

I’ve truly enjoyed watching Chelsea’s passion for politics develop and grow in the last year or so (maybe 2 yrs?). Her candor seems genuine and I think she’s had a positive impact (she got a lot of people to register to vote, if I recall correctly). I’m really looking forward to following her on this new venture and…

Okay but honestly Chelsea looks so much like Elizabeth Banks, I want both of them to play sisters and they have to crash their nieces trip to Vegas because they don’t want her to elope with her boyfriend or something like that

When I lived in LA, I saw her once at Katsuya in Brentwood. I broke LA decorum and said hi. She was very gracious and we chatted for a few minutes. There’s no point to this story, honestly. I just think she’s great and I hope that the force she puts behind EMILY’s List adds to the good in this world. That’s all.

I think (I’m guessing) the comment is suggesting that the end times are nigh.

So if Trump ever needed a double, would it technically be a body quadruple?

I await Erik regaling us with tales of his gangsta phase because he once scored coke from a guy he thinks was Tupac.

That’s impossible, blue base is incredibly difficult to remove, she would have had to bleach it out with at 20-30 volume cream. What a fucking moron. She doesn’t get to say she was punk or any type of rebellious kid. Fuck her and her family.

She wasn’t even a blonde then anyway. She was brunette up until she was in her late teens/early twenties. Color me shocked that a Trump is lying.