Must have been Sergey Kislyak ; he roofied Michael Flynn and Jeff Sessions so they can’t remember their conversations with him, and he might have dosed you too.

Does this dipshit regret braying about reopening the investigation into Hillary’s emails? I hope he gets the most agonizing migraines from dealing with Trump’s dumpster fires every day.

Mine just slides them right off like baby pandas down an oiled slide. Won’t hold a barrette, pin, or clip.

“My mother was a more-than-usually-oppressed tertiary Dickens character, my father was a lump of kelp.” I feel ya.

I’m half-Japanese so my hair is holding all sorts of great styles... for about .1 seconds. Then it goes straight with more straight and some straight for good measure.

Agree about Michelle Williams and that the cut is adorable!

Keratin treatment yesterday! My hair is naturally curly and very unmanageable, since it grows in different directions. Plus, my blue looks better in straight hair.

You guys are such enablers, lol. I think I’m going to charge my phone and listen to my Trashy Books for Smart Bitches podcast while I shower.

Express is a free paper put out by the Washington Post, and in yesterday’s Blog Log (which is basically printed tweets), there was Ginger Is A Construct !

hi everyone! i picked up my cap and gown and hood this week and i’m SO EXCITED. perhaps too early, but i’m a nerd and i’m so fucking excited. the end is in sight. 3 years later and this masters is almost done.

“There was a possibility that she may have utilized that to keep the baby quiet ... and just used too much of it, and the baby died,” he said. “That’s just one of the many theories as to how this beautiful young lady [Caylee] tragically met her death.”..

I loved Mulaney’s Comeback Kid special! The first part was the strongest, but he’s just so charming I think anything he says is hilarious.

A-wink, wink:

Can we talk about the *real* pressing issue to come out of this episode?

Exactly. When I saw this story, this was my first thought:

I am also shaking my head at the the idea that the one shitbag’s name is “Jose Torres”. So many questions.

How about that non-apology? I’m sorry that happened to you? GFY with that. You could have done something. You could have stood up against the people bullying others at a child’s birthday but you didn’t.

color wheel ;) purple is across from yellow so they are complimentary like orange/blue. Try it with some mixed prints and you will really be cooking with gas.

Wow, that’s fucked up.

My new favorite is “Benedict Donald”.