And your instincts were right, he and his family are being threatened.

I got a breast augmentation. I am feminist. I am so feminist that after breastfeeding three kids turned my breasts into balls, I went to the plastic surgeon to have them rebreasted.

Totally thought the picture was going to be the inauguration cake Trump copied.

The healthcare thing is really tough to wrap my head around. I’ve seen people actively fight for their own opposition, not because they don’t want to have access to these services, but because they reeeeeaaaaally don’t want other people to have that access. They will poke their own eye so other people can’t see. And…

Trump is a golden (eh, orange anyway) example of what happens when defective character and underwhelming performance is rewarded. He should be counting pennies from his coin jar to buy some canned tuna and a 1-ply roll of TP. Instead, he is head of a nation.

None of this has seemed real for quite sometime but now the jig is up. I am clearly in the middle of a nasty, bad acid trip and would like to know who dosed me, please.

I’m such a big fan of Ali Wong’s and it is so exciting to see her special have the top starred comment here. Her fucking a homeless dude spiel was beyond gold. Diamond. Platinum. Bill Gates’ pocket change.

Barrettes hate me, too. And ponytails holders! You get a hair elastic and try and get a tight ponytail but you can only manage three loops around... still feels too loose and if you stop there, it will sag but if you try and secure it by making it go once more around, the elastic snaps.

That is the perfect way to describe it. It is belligerent, contrary, and needs to find God.

Very nice! If you don’t scroll down far enough to include your body, it looks like you are part of the painting. :P

That cut looks perfect on you! You remind me of Michelle Williams.

I’m half-Japanese so my hair is holding all sorts of great styles... for about .1 seconds. Then it goes straight with more straight and some straight for good measure.

That’s the best feeling! (Both finishing your MA/MS and also eating chicken pot pie.)

“Lisa, you want to bill yourself as a savvy business woman and you throw out that ponyshit?”

“The KKK hides behind white sheets. We hide behind red, white, and Confederate blue. Totally different.”

How do people DO that? I am terrified of patterns. I could try that same outfit on and whereas she looks smoking in it, I would look like a dork.

When you said to add purple as a possible pop of color, I was a little skeptical; thought I’d look like a Lakers superfan or something. But I looked it up and it’s actually very elegant, like royalty. I didn’t see that coming.

For like .019547 nanoseconds, it looks like he’s going to grab her by the pussy, then he decides on the arm instead.

Haha, damn, you’re a savage! I love the picture of his massive throng of fans.

Hey, it’s you! (I always laugh at your username and haven’t seen it around lately.)