I thought it was impressive what a difference that filter made. He looked like porcelain! I think it sort of reset my expectations, in a good way. You see the videos where the ladies have, like, NO lines and their pores just vanish and it’s almost disheartening because the look is impossible to achieve... so, I think…

“look like I’ve been straight up punched when sleep-deprived”

I care most that my brows are done, too. I can skip everything and not feel self-conscious EXCEPT my brows, those have to be tamed or else I feel conspicuous all day.

Oh, the feud stuff happens often, then? I thought I had tuned in at just the right time!

Honey sheet masks sound intriguing.

Do you find that the primer makes a noticeable difference in how your makeup looks and how long it lasts?

You are low maintenance compared to what I have seen! I was watching a video and they were using moisturizer, then primer and concealer and various powders and color correcting stuff and contouring with bronzer and highlighters and then they’d say, “And now the foundation,” at which point I imploded.

Wow, that picture is gorgeous. I thought it was a screen capture from a black and white movie or something when I was scrolling down.

Question, for a basic, everyday face, how many products do you all use? I always knew that beauty gurus were popular on Youtube, Instagram, etc but managed to go a long time without tuning into them. A couple weeks ago, I did and was surprised at how many layers they used for day-to-day looks, as well as how many…

I had McD’s fries.

Not until the day the new guy, Ren McCormack, showed up, anyway.

Ohhhhh my God, that’s funny.

I bet she voted herself for Homecoming Queen, too.

I find the use of the words “cements” and “bond” disconcerting in the context of buttsecks.

Semen is an underappreciated popcorn topping.

Tonya’s husband’s last name sounded made up. That’s what I remember.

I didn’t even know this was a thing and now I know what I’m having with my chili tonight...

Hehehe, I know. He said, “Mr.”.

“Nordstrom will no longer sell the work blouses and white power heels made by Ivanka Trump’s eponymous brand.”

I love these kinds of things. The bad lip reading stuff, too. Always funny.