I cannot decide if she looks bad ass, like Janet during “Rhythm Nation”, or if she looks like she signed a contract to be their new limo driver.

I WANT MY PINK SHIRT BACK!

Stop trying to make Florida happen. It’s never going to happen!

I hear the urinals have CAKES! So jealous.

In reply to Carlos A. Gimenez 4m4 minutes ago

Wouldn’t you think the second Trump praises your actions that any sane, decent person would immediately know they made a wrong turn and reevaluate? I am so sad about this... not only because it’s Florida (again), but it’s just I’ve always felt like something like this would not repeat itself, that at the very least…

My husband told me to tell you that your username is his idea of a perfect day.

The one time I’ll regard him as a president... is as the President of the Itty Bitty Mitty Committee.

God, I don’t get fashion (she says as she picks at the threads from her jeans that are about 88% hole, 11% denim, and 1% stretch).

Trump is *not* good at one liners. The closest that man is to anything of the sort is that he is a walking, talking, tweeting punchline. He’s a goddamn embarrassment.

I don’t know! I wonder what she personally thought when high school guys came in to be waxed... this was all a good few years before manscaping became a thing, so it had to be really weird to her.

1996. It was a glorious year of sheep cloning, bucket hats, and Spice Girl domination.

Nazi punching is something we used to say back in high school, referring to a sex act initially but eventually growing into a ‘game’.

Are you turning it into an issue with semantics? lol

Maybe one per marriage... you know, like a tribute.

Damn, Brit looked borderline Trumpleberry back in 2015.

ALL her lips? How many lips do you suppose she ha-... oh.

I don’t know how she did it, but in that picture she has managed to make herself look like Olive Oyl and Popeye at the exact same time.

I doubt they have everything needed in their mobile clinic for all medical emergencies that may arise. I don’t think they should have done the extractions right then and there and rather they’d have reached out to his mom about the situation, had her make an appointment where she could be there, too, then explained…