#TeamBi-Petual doesn't allow me to yell on teh interwebs, tho

I saw it as both white and gold and blue and black at various times. Mr I said it was blue and orange. We just shrugged and went on with our lives.

Several of my family members believe #thedress is a conspiracy by the socialist democrats to distract the sheeple from ...something.

That's gonna attract bears.

Is left shark menstruating?

Left shark approves.

This hit, that ice cold

"I didn't understand it, so I put it on my body for the rest of my life."

Reminder: all new religious movements are just schemes for old men to rape 13-year-old girls.

I am in a listicle mood today, so:

Clearly, the Dread Pirate Crunch is taking no prisoners.

It is indeed fucking ugly. And in the meantime, LLAMAS motherfuckers. LLAMAS.

Your birdseed story reminds me of my uncle's wedding...by the end of the night when they walked to the car and we were all supposed to throw the birdseed, most of the adult guests (I was about 13 at the time) were utterly shitfaced to the point where they forgot to open the cute mesh bags before throwing the birdseed…

You could make an argument that because children only receive mitochondrial DNA from their mother, they ultimately receive more maternal DNA than paternal DNA. But what you said is not correct. Male children are not predisposed to haemophilia because sons receive more maternal DNA than do daughters. Male and…