Bobby McFerrin has the right idea.
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it was already done before TARA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Yeah no...i don't shame
can someone let Gaston know there is a push up contest happening in my bedroom and he is invited? And by bedroom, I mean my bed. Clothing optional.
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Thank you! I feel better that he'll possibly face real time. However, I'm still glad he received the beating of a lifetime- especially if his charges get reduced, or worse, it goes to trial & he's let off. With rape, "charged" seems like a galaxy away from "convicted".
Guys, remember the law does word things in ways that neccessarily reflect our vernacular or emotions associated with said crime. "Criminal sexual conduct in the first degree" is a pretty big fucking deal in South Carolina. It's not like they wrote him a jaywalking ticket:
ANCHOR BABY!!!!!!1!
Right! I'm pretty sure airlines won't clear you to fly if you're too close to your due date anyway. The baby was premature, it's not anyone's fault it came when it did. Except the baby. Cuz babies don't give no fuks.
These people need to look at the bright side of things—they came here as British tourists, but they're leaving as the parents of an AMERICAN! Clearly they've been touched by our nationalistic divinity.
I don't know you, but I have no doubt you've got self-improvement goals on the docket for 2015. One you may have…
If she bought travel insurance, it should pay for the mother's care (but maybe not father's accommodation and ancillary costs), but it won't pay anything for the baby's, because technically you can't insure someone who doesn't exist yet. As a result, it's impossible to get travel insurance for an unborn baby. Whether…
Yeah, that was always the case! Seven years, yo.
No Mark, the worst story I ever read was that horrible movie you tricked your poor partner into going to with you. Your lucky he doesn't smother you in your sleep. It must be love.
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"I used to fix prolapsed monkey rectums when I worked at a primate breeding facility."