Christ. I don't have any words for this and certainly can't craft a "highlight-worthy" comment, but feel compelled to say that my thoughts are with this woman and her loved ones. This is absolutely gut-wrenching.

Hrmm... OK. Fine. But it rubs me the wrong way, like we need to be told to chill out. Like I expect a sign saying "I know when you tell me to smile you just want me to be reminded that happiness trumps unhappiness" followed by "When I tell you to smile, it's because you're beautiful when you do."

Of course by oxygen I mean OxyContin, but that typo is epic so I will leave it.

It was killer! I can't believe I had to let Vicodin go! At least OXYGEN is still in the game!

Hey! Whiskey can cure cancer, dontchaknow, only the gub'mint is supressing all the research that's gone into it because BIG PHARMA BIG OIL AUTISM.

And, you know, if it kills some immuno-compromised baby or old person it's fine, because they aren't my kid.

Meanwhile, fully 37% of Americans believe that the FDA is suppressing "natural" cures for cancer

That sounds exactly like my SiL, sadly. :-( Also, she's said, and I QUOTE: "I'm not anti-vaccine, I'm just pro-my-kids."

I don't know. My sister's husband's neighbor's wife got her kid a vaccine, and it gave their kid ebola. It's not really the same as autism, but if they can give a kid ebola, y'know?

I'm only letting my kids get organic vaccines just in case. Because it's my kids.

Honestly most of the TSA agents I have interacted with have been nothing but kind and very apologetic for extra screening or having to throw away my Diet Coke. I just wish these dedicated civil servants could have jobs where they are not forced to harass the public while struggling to tamp down existing personal…

What IS it about the Sunday morning sex??? Goddamnit, work your weird religious guilt out on your own, I'm hungover and NOT in the mood to play s to your D right the fuck now.

I don't even want to imagine what was so wrong with that room that it needed three days to square away.

"Neel gave her a piece of paper and told her to write out her resignation. Ames said Neel told her " I think it's best that you go home to be with your babies.""

Security access? Three days? Do they store company secrets in the lactation room?