I just want to be clear, if you vote for sizzurp? You have tacitly approved The Beebs existence. And a pox on all your houses.

I feel like it's irresponsible to write this piece and not include this.

Netflix, you sly fox. How can we love you more?

The good news is, now a bunch of dudes are going to show and state their boob preferences. If you are lucky, maybe they'll like your boobs. Then your life will be complete and the conversation be over. Can't wait.

I've said this before and I'll say it again: there is no acceptable breast size - you're either told to get padded bras/push-up bras/water bras/etc or to get a minimizer bra/separating bra/etc. Your breasts will always be too small or too big. It sucks for everyone.

That's what my gynecologist said to me.

Oh fantastic! I want to have Labia gap by the summer because I want to look hawt in my new bikini so all the guys will talk to me. I hear guys think girls who don't have Labia gap are real bitches.

Swimsuit season is just around the corner, so you better prepare your bikini line to look its boxiest before the summer.

This is actually indicative of the new trend happening amongst young Tumblr professionals these days, which is "labia gap." The idea is that your vaginal lips must be positioned to form a sort of upside-down horseshoe; the wider the horseshoe, the more cachet among your fellow teen bloggers. There is training that you…

OH GOD HER CROTCH HAS TURNED INTO A BLACK HOLE OH GOD RUN FOR YOUR LIVES

I could be wrong, but I think this might be a case of a huge overreaction to a bit of "camel toe"

Well Jesus, you guys. Thank God THIS person is here to tell us The One True Way of how to look and feel good. Pack it in, scientists! This one person who did one thing that worked for their body is here to save us all from looking unsightly while naked! Because all bodies respond the same to a particular activity.…

Agreed I work in this field. I always say nothing is too big or too small just pick up the phone. I've seen one too many kids slip through the cracks because someone decided it wasn't their place.

Social worker PSA:

Should she have come out?

Ah, yes, in which straight people make the mistake of thinking that they aren't out about their sexuality.

Straight, cisgender individuals will, for the foreseeable future, have the privilege of being able to toss off comments about, "and this is news?" or "and we should care because?" when they do not have to deal with the personal experiences of being marginalised on account of orientation or gender identity.