UBERTROUT HATES THE WAY AMERICA IS RUN. HE WANTS TO PUT A KITCHENETTE IN THE OVAL OFFICE. HE THINKS OBAMA SHOULD WRITE ALL HIS PRESIDENTIAL WRITINGS DOWN BY CARVING THEM INTO THE SIDE OF A PUMPKIN.

WHY DO YOU HATE THE JOB CREATORS, UBERTROUT.

PS: I googled "bad picture of Lupita Nyong'o" and this is all I got

hrmmm...well, that's not necessarily inaccurate either. egg whites really do taste like cum. but the thing is, oysters don't actually taste like cum, they just have a really similar texture. Cum actually does taste like egg whites, with a touch of baking soda/water paste.

When I get home, I am going to masturbate to every single one of these images.

Obama looks so good.

You've just ruined cum for everybody.

oh god, I've long said that oysters have a texture like cum.

I thought I had something similar last night. But turns out, after watching 6 straight hours of Downton, my legs had just fallen asleep.

Man. Jez has a grand tradition of trolling their readership with images like this. It'd be a great Jez-navel gazing post.

It's worth noting that the clitoris does have some erectile tissue that can become engorged with blood during arousal, so it's entirely possible that women who have more orgasms stretch out the tissue more over time.

CLITORATI!!!

Um Burt, this is near where i grew up and there's a good chance that i may know/be related to the people involved. I'll be calling my family from up in those parts tomorrow for more information. In the meantime here's the take from the local paper for that part of the country http://www.redding.com/news/2014/feb/… …

Being doublefucked would solve a lot of the problems pointed out in this article.

I have to do WHAT with Lady Gaga?

My target day was 28 days ago. I got married 44 days ago. /flex

Since I have "1 month and 18 days" to go, but I got married almost 7 years ago, I hereby give some of you lucky, withered spinsters my accrued time. ENJOY!