Ahhh I missed this. HILARITY.

Oh, ok. I understand. These stories always break my heart, and I always search for closer understanding. But definitely don't doxx yourself. I am sending you hugs to pass on if you can/want to.

I will second what Burt said, if you are feeling up to writing something on GT I would be really interested in reading it.

Oh man I have lucked out when traveling. Majorly lucked out. But yeah, Lelo is awesome. I'm glad I spent the money, because I never get tired of how good it feels. ;)

BARTLET FOR AMERICA!

I have the… I don't know. She's pretty, though! I forget which model I got. I am SATISFIED, though, which is all that matters!

Under my proposed health care plan, special massage devices will be covered, at least partially, by your insurance. Because EVERYONE deserves a personal massage device.

When my Lelo goes "BZZZZZZZZZZZZ" I take it to mean "You're not lonely as long as you've got me, babe." We had a long conversation about it last night, in fact. I might be a lonely fuck, but at least I'm not miserable. =)

I hope so, or I've broken some laws.

I can magically see it now! YAY!!!! Also, yes. WE BELIEVE in a country where EVERY AMERICAN has access to a VIBRATOR. Not just the richest 1%. But EVERY SINGLE AMERICAN.

Noooo I can't see it! I has a sad!

That's part of my campaign pledge:

Do you have cats? Because that would make this better:

Oh my god I just spit my water out onto my computer. NOTHING BETTER THAN THIS THREAD TONIGHT, YOU CAN PACK IT IN, INTERNETS.

Yes! Me too!! I have been dying to discuss this, and I was really surprised that no one had brought it up on GT or here since so many people tend to watch shows before they air in the States. But it seemed really ridiculous and it didn't do much to further the storyline.

Oh man, I hope you were ok. And that the lady was understanding. I try to realize that some people really are clueless and think that airplanes are like their living room, but with more people.

LOOK AT HIS TINY LITTLE CLAWS!!! LOOK AT THEM!!!! OMG!!!!

That is so eloquent and well-written. Thank you.

LaComtesse, have I told you how much I love you? It is a lot. I love you a lot. Shrimp AND a HP reference in one thread? Who can compete with that???

United is ridiculous. And yeah, I totally agree that purses should count as a personal item- if you've got a small purse, shove it into another bag with the items you need to carry on the plane. But people shouldn't act like their massive handbag isn't actually luggage. I carry a massive purse, it is luggage. When I…