Come on over here and I’ll kick you in the balls so hard they fall off and then you’ll get to be a lady and have ALL THE FUN WE HAVE every fucking day of our lives.

i was gonna have her review SELFISH but she literally wouldn’t look at it

This is the original photo. I was taking a bath and these chuckle heads decided to judge me.

Oh funny you should ask...

We put sedatives in their milk bones. They may be a while.

This is a very good article Mark about very important topics.

Ahhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Rachel Dolezal is the gift that keeps on giving. This might even be funnier than the time she told a Latina student to shut up about race because she (the student) didn’t look ethnic enough.…

That cat is terrible. Why is it so moist?

No, it’s real.

I WILL WAIT FOR THE GROUPON.

I have two dollars and 17 cents. Final offer.

I'm sexually aroused.

BBQ Ribs are #1 on all food lists.

There is no pie on this list, terrorist.